So here I am sitting at lunch at the head of a table. There are two guys sitting in front of me, across from each other. None of us are talking.

The guy on the left is skinnier and has a long nose and face, and the guy on the right has a bulldog face. The guy on the left has large brown eyes, and the guy on the right has small teal eyes. From what I can see, they're eating the same thing. They're both wearing hats.

It's like a meeting of two opposites. Nobody has spoken a word since. We all sat down at the same time. They avoid making eye contact with each other.

And here I am, between them at the head of a long 6 person table, stuck between two opposites. I'm getting pulled in several directions at once, and this seems to be the physical manifestation of it. The world works in strange ways.

http://jwz.livejournal.com/366851.html

As seen on bash.org:

FBI says upcoming terror attack will be "Spectacular!"...Donald Rumsfeld is calling it a "Must See", and Tom Ridge says, "If you heed just one Terror Warning this year...heed this one !"

Funny, but it shouldn't have to be true.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/37/