Journal: The real predictions of 2004

Lots of people try to predict what will happen in 2004, and i'm one of them. But I'm right! In 2004...

• ...Darl McBride will rob an old lady in broad daylight and blame it on the Pope.
• ... some hotheaded Linux zealot will claim Linus Thorvalds should be elected Pope. And president of the US. And General secretary of the UN.
• ... a huge consultant-agency will predict something that has allready happened.
• ... and will advice huge corporations not to deploy the final Linux 2.6 at once because "it might be a tad unstable, maybe."
• ... Linux will be adopted by some large (possibly multinational) entity.
• ... Linux will still "not be ready for the desktop"
• ... Windows 98 will continue to suck
• ... I will predict what will happen in 2005