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Comment Re:Wider Pipes, Larger Floods (Score 1) 135

by Bill Fuckin' Gates on Wednesday January 10, 2001 @11:32PM (#1860727) Attached to: Dreamcast (Finally) Goes Broadband

Actually, Iraq is buying Dreamcasts and PS2s because Saddam is evil, and knows that for every PS2 he buys, some poor American kid will have to go without and be emotionally scarred forevermore. Once all of these fucked up children have grown up, Saddam will publically destroy the horded PS2s, destroying America's infrastructure as millions of adults recall their PS2-less childhoods and commit mass murder/suicides.

So at least we have something to look forward to.

See you in hell,
Bill Fuckin' Gates®.

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Hi, I'm Bill Fuckin' Gates® . You probably know me as founder and leader of the invincable Microsoft[TM] Corporation, which has risen to levels of success that Linux lusers such as yourselves couldn't even dream of.
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I've recently created a Slashdot account with the hope of initiating peace talks between our two camps. You see, I feel that there is much we can contribute to each others' causes. Microsoft has a mature, robust server platform (see http://microsoft.com/windows2000 for more information). And Linux has a cute mascot. I feel that the combination of our operating system and your fat little penguin hearkens the creation of an unstoppable corporate juggernaut that will feast on the blood and flesh of Larry Ellison^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hour enemies.
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Linux also has a large, rapid userbase, mostly former Windows® users who started using Red Hat last month. (For much the same reasons that they listened to Nirvana in 1993 and bought Tamagochi in 1997. It was the "hip" th

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