I'm not the one reposting shit from Twitter and YouTube for two weeks to troll someone who obviously left Slashdot. You need help. Lots of it.

STOP TROLLING ME!

I know! This comment got shit showed by trolls for two weeks because they think I'm a former Slashdotter turned Twitter/YouTube personality. These fuckers need to get a life.

The Republican Party in California has more in common with the endangered spotted owl than 10% of the U.S. population. You can't blame California for having a one-party system when the other party made itself irrelevant to changing demographics.

One group is self-employed, the other group is employed.

See you in two weeks. I look forward to reading your whining bullshit after I get back.

Hey, dickhead. I'm not Chris. That he has been off Slashdot since April 6th should be a BIG CLUE that he's not paying attention to you. Boo-hoo, motherfucker!

Sorry, dickhead. I'm not your YouTube guy. Trolling me won't get him to come back to Slashdot and pay attention to your misguided brain farts.

Blending at the subatomic level is a bit of an overkill for a kitchen appliance.

My father had a solar-powered calculator that he left on the dashboard of his truck. Still worked after 30 years. Burnt yellow is the new beige.

I rolled mine once and got snake eyes.

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Why are you re-posting a tweet on Slashdot on one of my old comment? I'm not "modesto". Take your shit show somewhere else.

A bunch of asshats shit posted on my comments for weeks about someone who left Slashdot a long time ago. I'm not "cdwriter" or whoever they're calling him now. I just post a comment every other week to see how desperate they are for his attention. If no one responds, they get really desperate and post multiple comments. These trolls need help.

I seriously doubt "cdwriter" reads your comments on his tweets and videos here on Slashdot. Otherwise, why doesn't he ever respond?

"Please standby for the next available technician."

The 1989s called and want their sneaker net back.