Well, I never would've expected that something I copied into a text file from ages ago on this very same Slashdot would receive such high moderation. I guess this one hadn't been posted recently enough for anyone to remember it, or something.

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It has come to my attention that I am the man:

Karma: -25 (mostly the sum of moderation done to your comments)

This proves that it is in fact possible, through KARMA SUICIDE BOMBING. What might be a kick in the pants is if I was permanently banned :/

The forecast for the forseeable future: -1 due to Troll.
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