Journal Journal: Purchasing the Future
Well, this guy is selling the year 2005 on ebay.
I wonder who gave him the rights to sell it in the first place.
Here's a quote:
Here it is. The year 2005.
Now, own it as your very own.
You read right, the year 2005 can be yours. No reserve. No hidden fees.
Just think. Talk about bragging rights. Your friends and loved ones will honor you for the entire coming year. You can own rights to the year 2005.
I hereby grant the winner of this auction, exclusive rights to the year "2005". It will be yours to do with as you wish.
Invite your family, tell your friends and relatives that YOU, and YOU alone OWN the year 2005. What better bragging rights do you need in the coming year. After all, it will be YOURS.
This coming year will come, guarenteed, with unlimited opportunities. Bid now, and your future will be secured. How can you possibly pass this up. Just by bidding, you become part owner of the FUTURE.
Believe me, I live in Japan, and I live in the future all the time. It is an amazing benefit to have access to a time zone which allows one to be as far as 14 hours in the future. (if you are located in the United States). I constantly recieve calls from my friends and family concerning such subjects as "what are tonight's lottery numbers going to be?", and "will I have too much to drink tonight?"
Act now, and I will also include January 1st, 2006 ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE!
This gives you access to the first day of the year following 2005!
Talk about unlimited opportunities! You can make your New Year's resolutions up to 1 year in advance, secure in the knowledge that if you buy now, you can be assured that the ENTIRE YEAR IS YOURS do to with as you see fit.
I hope that you will consider the AMAZING POSSIBILITIES that this opportunity presents.
Set up your own fan-club, forums, or bulletin board.
THE FUTURE CAN BE YOURS.
I wonder who gave him the rights to sell it in the first place.
Here's a quote:
Here it is. The year 2005.
Now, own it as your very own.
You read right, the year 2005 can be yours. No reserve. No hidden fees.
Just think. Talk about bragging rights. Your friends and loved ones will honor you for the entire coming year. You can own rights to the year 2005.
I hereby grant the winner of this auction, exclusive rights to the year "2005". It will be yours to do with as you wish.
Invite your family, tell your friends and relatives that YOU, and YOU alone OWN the year 2005. What better bragging rights do you need in the coming year. After all, it will be YOURS.
This coming year will come, guarenteed, with unlimited opportunities. Bid now, and your future will be secured. How can you possibly pass this up. Just by bidding, you become part owner of the FUTURE.
Believe me, I live in Japan, and I live in the future all the time. It is an amazing benefit to have access to a time zone which allows one to be as far as 14 hours in the future. (if you are located in the United States). I constantly recieve calls from my friends and family concerning such subjects as "what are tonight's lottery numbers going to be?", and "will I have too much to drink tonight?"
Act now, and I will also include January 1st, 2006 ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE!
This gives you access to the first day of the year following 2005!
Talk about unlimited opportunities! You can make your New Year's resolutions up to 1 year in advance, secure in the knowledge that if you buy now, you can be assured that the ENTIRE YEAR IS YOURS do to with as you see fit.
I hope that you will consider the AMAZING POSSIBILITIES that this opportunity presents.
Set up your own fan-club, forums, or bulletin board.
THE FUTURE CAN BE YOURS.
