Journal: This is a Slashdot user's journal...are you excited yet?

This is an entry in a slashdot journal. It says exciting things like...
C:> Hello, world. ...but you may not have been excited to read that. If not, you may want to look elsewhere for a life, since you certainly ain't gonna find one reading 0x69's journal. In fact, if you've gotten this far and are still reading, let me suggest that you may want to seek professional help.