To the mods:

I don't think I intended this to be funny. It was a few hours ago, so I admit my perspective may be skewed, but I think I was highlighting the fact that "unhackable" had the same veracity as "unsinkable" w.r.t. the Titanic. It's only a matter of time before someone figures out how to take control with a hack.

It will also be a great way to take out some hacker's ex-girlfriend's house in Nevada. Damn bitch left him for a cop.

Why the emphasis on "unauthorized repairer"? If I become an Apple "genius", does that mean all screws automatically go in their right spots? Am I immune to mistakes?

I think you may be wrong. Nuts and avocados are the most common plants to contain fats, but others do as well. Like olives.

Unless you think you're frying your chicken on olive carbs, rather than olive oil?

Am I the only one who thinks animals evolved with "bad fat" for a reason, other than clogging your cardiovascular system?

Perhaps this "bad fat" isn't so bad? Remember when eggs were really bad for you, because they contained cholesterol, and now they're really good for you, because they contain good cholesterol?