Comment Re:In the patent... (Score 2) 51
You might be on to something. If a loud female causes males to..."yield" more, then a tattooed spank amplifier may well add to that and leave her utterly drenched.
You might be on to something. If a loud female causes males to..."yield" more, then a tattooed spank amplifier may well add to that and leave her utterly drenched.
It's Eric "maybe you shouldn't be doing it in the first place" Schmidt and Larry "shouting match [with Brin over more datamining]" Page we're talking about...they couldn't properly feign outrage about the NSA if the NSA found their personal sex tapes and demanded them at gunpoint.
On the contrary, it's the ultimate confidence booster. "If this goddamn flea from a big African island can get some ass-equivalent under some fool's crusty feet..."
Wikimedia and its member sites do a lot of testing and public hearing-ing of features both on and off the main servers; this appears to be more a matter of consolidation under the Wikimedia banner, and more Google Labs-ish in general.
If you're talking about forcing YouTube commenters to use Google+, then lol. YouTube comments sucked, but at least they were generally well-threaded suck (when YouTube itself was displaying them properly and not shuffling the comments in its own...special ways).
When I peek at the newly Plus-ified comment sections...oh god. Hashtags. Mere retweets. No cohesive threading at all. No change in the level of anecdotal GIFT proofs (because [a] anonymity is not the true problem and [b] Real Name harassment only keeps good and honest people away). Build a functioning community? Really?
Just run away from Google if you're not already saddled by using your Gmail as an "id" for several dozen services. Even then, look around for other mail providers, get on the starting line, raise your ass, and be ready to sprint.
Yeah. Google is breaking the internet, selling off its users, and generally being a Facebook parody, and YouTube co-founder Jawed Karim had something (however brief) to say about it. It's a case study in why selling off your internet startup that happens to fulfill your life dreams and customer needs should be a worst-case scenario, not a bloody business model.
Any prospective user of them should assume the Slashdot poll disclaimer: "If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane."
Thank you for your patience. At at&t(R), our time-honored commitment(tm) to the nation's largest 4G network means we are also committed(tm) to your contracts. For you, it appears, your contract seems to feel unending and unsatisfying; that is because we work with the C.I.A. to make your contract experience as unending, unsatisfying, and unprivate as possible. Thanks to their crack team of crack spies and crack dealers, we make 10MUSD more a year, and we are pleased to announce here (and on Facebook and Twitter) that you get none of it.
As for your bad service, we are also pleased to announce (near the 1st anniversary of our 2013 Nation's Largest 4G Network Improvements Fee announcement) that our upcoming 2014 Nation's Largest 4G Network Improvements Fee (which you agreed to in your contract of course) will be charged on schedule, and double again the prior fee. This should help improve the nation's largest 4G network roughly not at all, according to a joint and totally unbiased analysis by Forrester and Gartner.
Once again, thank you for choosing at&t(R), now sponsored by the nation's corruptest intelligence group. We hope to hear from you again, preferably by listening in to you when you're telling your mom where you'll drive next.
Bad as the NSA are, I don't want to blame them for everything bad in this world; but Snowden-based news stories have clearly shown that they use their broad power not just to spy for the military but to maintain US economic advantage, and I would not be shocked at all if the EU was given a warm and courteous* NSL or similar nastygram to scare them into both being soft on US-based Google and giving them a de facto speedy but non-public trial.
The proposed changes to search results seem reasonable to me, but the process that may lead to them really should be open.
*lol
Leeches never really left the drugstore. They evolved into the strange lifeforms we now call "Health Maintenance Organizations".
It's a naive, domestic operating system without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.