I don't think it takes humor to voluntarily watch train wrecks.

Wrong. Active duty is being paid.

This is actually somewhat amusing.

You mean like the Nucleon?

Their stingers are 1/4" long. They don't need venom.

The difference is that Slashdot is a website, not an application.

The court case is already done and over with.

I think it has more to do with the fact that most US users don't have any such symbology on their keyboards.

Because I already brush for 6 seconds only, and I'd rather the 6 seconds I can be bothered for actually clean my teeth properly?

So sad for the users (and developers who write for it).

Only if your OS is gimped. There is such a thing as Mandatory Access Control. You should look it up, we even have working implementations.

You're not alone. That made zero sense.

... or if your users are too fucking lazy to install an app. Too bad, make them do it.

... and a new user is supposed to know what all of this even is, let alone how to install them? Then, once it's installed, they are supposed to realize that "session" actually means "environment" or more newbie-likely "theme" on the login screen?

(the use of "session" for this is completely braindead IMO, I don't understand how your desktop manager has anything to do with the concept of a session)

"We cool our reactor with liquified animals."

I love it!