While all this is true...it's Duke. I for one expected exactly what the demo showed.

Cutting edge graphics? No...It's Duke.
Juvenile and campy? Yes...again, it's Duke.

Hard core gamers need to break out of their mother's basements and take Duke for what it is...A guilty pleasure with nudity, toilet humor, and an ass kicking good time. It's the leisure suit larry of our generation. For those who expect Duke to push the technical limits or be some revolution in game play, get over yourselves...those are NOT the reasons we play Duke.

Well said sir...oh, and don't forget the really important bit of "opening schools on the weekends so kids will have a safe place to go". It's government daycare for school aged kids...