Be... without internet? *screams*

Religious nutters have taken away your right to control your death

It's not all "religious" people, and they're certainly not all "nutters", for as bad as things might be, "nutters" aren't in the majority.

Red herring, but I'll answer your implied argument by saying that the death penalty is supposed to be 1) a deterrent and 2) a way of removing extremely dangerous people from society. If revenge is a part of it, it's not not codified in law and only a side effect of the existence of capital punishment.

1% of Americans, of course. The 1% of the world make about US $35,000/year. That's why class warfare is stupid.

I would be happy to kill you personally and watch you bleed out.

Nope, that's clearly not what he meant.

Apparently your mother never told you that two wrongs don't make a right.

Agreed. The title of this article should have been, "Why Scott Adams Wants a Bunch of People Who Disagree With Him to Die".

Scott Adams is just now "breaking up" with the government? Well, there's your problem. You're a little late in getting over your Stockholm Syndrome. We need many more people to leave this abusive relationship, and realize that keeping government power in check doesn't mean you hate poor people, don't want infrastructure, or are a terrorist.

High-tech suspensions require electronics.

I'll have consumer electronics that have ROHS certification with the Crazyfornia label on it. It's ROHS, so I know the solder is lead-free. This makes me wonder what other horrible substances could possibly be in there. Are copper or gold now carcinogens in CA? Maybe if I grind down the plastic casing and snort it, I'll get cancer?

Is that why you have warning labels on everything that has food coloring? Excuse me... COLOURING. Oh yeah, you also have warning labels on cigarettes... obviously, in Europe it's news that smoking can cause cancer.

Or, the film could otherwise be garbage. I mean, would many of us, if given a choice, choose "The Day After Tomorrow" to introduce climate change to kids? Or "The Land Before Time" to teach them about dinosaurs?

be sure to stock up on adequate quantities of Doritos and Diet Dr. Pepper

Nope, the FDA banned them this morning.

Suppose I started marketing an HIV test, or a Hepatitis C test, or a tuberculosis test without demonstrating the test was effective? The FDA would be on me like shit on stink, and rightly so

Please cite me the part of the federal food, drug, and cosmetic act which says they have the authority. They have jurisdiction over the following: food, drugs, medical devices, food additives, and dietary supplements.
Naturally, the kneejerk progressives already modded down my post... so thanks for responding, instead.

How is this a medical device? Answer: because they say so.