A plasma bathtub would be good but what *I* really want is a plasma TOOTHBRUSH...

F33r my need for L4rg0, N00B!!

What a great concept! Sounds even better than the NAB which only has lots of booth betties...

Why did it have to be Narnia? Why couldn't it have been Discworld? Sigh...

As one of the people who worked on the graphics code ("S-Products") down in Westwood, I'm flattered that people remember the stuff. It does live on in the Mirai software, by which Gollum was done.

What do you mean?! Even "Elton John" (Reggie Dwight) has an OBE these days...

Ask Spyglass, the company from which MS "licensed" what became MSIE, whether they felt raped when MS started giving away MSIE thus rendering the royalties to Spyglass $0.00 (plus the minumum quarterly fee)...

Maybe as a customer you haven't had anything to rape you for aside from license fees for products. If you were a developer / business partner, I suspect you would say differently.

If someone ported Redneck Rampage I might be tempted to buy an iPhone...

Please see the thread on Usenet group ba.broadcast.

A former FCC field office chief has stated that while someone may try to convince a resident to let him in, he can't legally use force to gain entry without a U.S. Marshal and a warrant.

I suspect the real reason is that legislators were photographed with their mistresses in their cars, and the pictures sent home to their wives. They would shut that s$#t down real quick...