Like to point out one thing here. You talk a lot like Dixie Flatline for an ominous cow word.

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Is anyone else picturing the Statue of Liberty barely sticking out of a sandy beach?

I find myself looking back on a life of denial. I wouldn't have that second helping of beans at dinner, or breakfast. Well, now my friends (grammar nazis- I don't leave you out), I can attract the flies of yesteryear without a fear of what you hear.

      This technology has truly set me free. I am loosed upon the world! The rumble of the jets, which before seemed so quiet as I let out the sighing whimper of last night's taco bell, now is the only sound you hear as the smell fills the air without a whisper upon your ear.