Completely agree. My brother has gotten that exact treatment, right up to the "don't make me shoot you" part. The cops were going to use a taser on him.

i apologize. please don't kick my ass.

can it run Crysis?

As long as they don't play "singing in the rain"! It will have a reverse effect, causing old ultra-violence to occur.

the point is, the large rock is getting warmer.

yeah right. even if it was less than 1 cent per post, the government wouldn't know what to do with all the money that would generate.

except you'll be looking at them on a computer screen at three feet distance inside your existence cube.

Wouldn't the cost of shipping all the components manufactured by different companies in China make this difficult? Shipping one screen from company x, one hard drive from company y, etc to California would add up. Or am I way off on this?

turn around twice then back away cautiously, never breaking eye contact with the beast.

well Steve Jobs is so rich he actually had crystal balls. true story.

bingo. not to mention this little place called China that they're just tapping into now. i hear they are excited to get their hands on some iphones.

HDMI cords are sold separately.

don't forget it's also just another forced upgrade cycle for people holding on to their electronics for more than 5 years.

imagine how damn smart he'd have been when he was 44 years old then!

you forgot Encino Man, duh!