No that's good. Now you'll be able to look across the isle to see who's getting the most traffic.

How the fuck is the parent offtopic?

Bullshit news story submitted and published by slashdot... News at 11.

How on earth does this take 10Gb. Are you running a motel?

What the hell do you do at home that would require a 10GbE network?

Was this inane question posed by Bennett Haselton?

You seem to have constructed the legal equivalent of the Kobayashi Maru.

I reject your scenario criteria. Just because you make it sound reasonable, doesn't mean it is.

If you disagree, perhaps ypu can answer this: Have you stopped beating your wife?

How is a joke referring to the arguably freshness and lightness of Chinese food racist?

Now, now... From a weasel's perspective, they might very well look like witch doctors.

There you go... Written with all the eloquence, intelligence and creativity I knew you had.

Thank you for making my point more eloquently than I did.

Sorry, I was thinking that other readers would try thinking just a little harder. So to reframe so anonymous posters can understand it more clearly: Was, before this investigation, an investigation underway, thereby making the investigation not new to Google, but in fact, an investigation already underway?

'We have not heard anything from the FTC regarding any new antitrust investigation.'"

Does that mean the investigation was already underway?

Actually, I'm not. You're confusing ethical with legal. Do you work on wall street by any chance?

This entire thing is particularly disturbing... Just not for the reasons the author thinks...