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Comment Re:guilty eh? (Score 1) 964

... That fact that his IP address was the offending IP Address was enough probable clause for an Arrest Warrant.

Not remotely.

But was it sufficient for a search warrant (which seems to be more on point than an arrest warrant)? That is, if the cops have reason to believe that a particular location (without regard to any person) is involved in illegal activity, is that sufficient to search that location? And, can we agree that IP number and ISP DHCP log files provide a reason to believe that a particular location is involved?

Comment Re:Why would Fake Steve Jobs worry? (Score 2) 217

Just because it's known to be satire doesn't mean that you're not going to be found to be harming somebody.

Yes, it does mean precisely that. RTFA.

[Section 528.5(a)]: ... any person who knowinglly and without consent credibly impersonates another actual person through or on an Internet Web site or by other electronic means for purposes of harming, intimidating, threatening, or defrauding another person is guilty of a public offense ...

[Section 528.5(b)]: For purposes of this section, an impersonation is credible if another person would reasonably believe, or did reasonably believe, that the defendant was or is the person who was impersonated.

So, no, if it is known to be satire, then you cannot be guilty of this particular offense.

Comment Works in business, too! (Score 1) 330

In the 80's I worked for a small (~ 40 person) software company. Back then all software was sold in boxes, with each box having a unique serial number.

The president of the company (I'll call him 'Richard', since that was his name) was sort of a nerd, and he liked to play head games. First, he bought one box / quarter from each of our competitors. From the (sequential) serial numbers, he could reliably estimate their sales rate. Also, all of our competitors started their serial numbers at 1, so he could estimate everyone's total sales.

Not satisfied at gathering intel on our competitors, Richard decided to plant some false intel of his own. Our serial numbers were strictly increasing, but they were not sequential. Richard could adjust the apparent sales rate of our product by choosing the interval between serial numbers. Also, the first box of each of our products was always serial #8386. And the first version of our products was always 1.4.

It is amazing what you can do with people's unstated assumptions about numbers. When a customer receives version 1.4, serial number 8386, he assumes that he has received a mature product. And when a competitor sees your serial number go from 8400 to 9000, he assumes you have sold 600 boxes.

I'm sorta glad that Richard wasn't a Nazi.

Comment Re:What it looks like (Score 2, Informative) 155

U0161 is Latin Small Letter S With Caron

While that may be true, TFA says that the open sarcasm mark is U+00A1, an upside-down exclamation point, to be used at the end of a sentence.

Graphically indistinguishable from U+00A1 () Temherte Slaqî differs in semantic use in Ethiopia. Temherte Slaqî will come at the end of a sentence (vs at the beginning in Spanish use) and is used to indicate an unreal phrase, often sarcastical in editorial cartoons. Temherte Slaqî is also important in children’s literature and in poetic use.

Comment Re:It's for locomotion research (Score 1) 85

Giving it a robotic leg is just plane silly.

Which, for those of you not in the know, is less than car silly, but more than boat silly. Still, I think that method of comparing silly levels is plain silly.

No, you misunderstand. Plane silly is less than space silly, but more than line silly.

In fact, there is only one thing less then line silly, and beyond that there is no point.

Comment Re:Good Idea (Score 1) 377

Whether or not it's a "great idea" it's the newspaper's right as a private business

Whether or not it is the newspaper's right as a private business, it is everyone else's right to comment on whether or not it is a great idea.

Whether or not it is everyone else's right to comment on whether or not it is the newspaper's right as a private business to charge for comments, it is my right to comment on your comment commenting on everyone else's right to comment on whether or not it is the newspaper's right as a private business to charge for comments.

Comment Pick Two (Score 1) 483

Accurate. Time. Estimate. Pick Two.

Seriously, I can't do it. I can give you any of these:

  • Accurate Task Estimate.
  • Wildly inaccurate Time Estimate.
  • Accurate Time Post-mortem.

But, I have never, in 25 years of programming and project management, found a way to tell you accurately, in advance, how long a non-trivial task would take.

Writing computer programs (at least in my experience) is not like building a house. Every new project is a voyage of discovery in which we invent a brand new thing. You may as well ask Edison how long it will take to invent the light bulb.

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