I know that cleanliness is important, and that keeping the work surfaces clean is a good thing. But surely wet-wiping the worktops right next to the PCs isn't exactly a good idea.

The wonders of having my desk in the corner of the classroom. People are being taught computing skills either from a the "Right Info for the Exam Paper" or the "Taught by Non-Techies" positions.

Oh Gods, it's hard at times.

I'm so going to have to do an infrequent webcomic based on real examples.

One of the PCs has packed in at work. At least, it's the hard drive that's gone.
All it needs is a new drive.

Only, we have a service agreement with the council department we use the classroom computers from. And all the corresponding red-tape.