Yes, and you'll have to promptly sue yourself.
It would only make a difference if it was true, of course.
IT should be there to offer training and provide guidance but in the end it's a support function, not a business driver. IT is there to support the sales staff, not school them or patronize them.
What a very 1980s view of IT. We work in partnership with the business to both deliver the expected value from existing services and to identify where additional business value can be gained from process changes. We're service driven rather than sales though, sales is something of a dirty word in my industry at the moment.
To me, that sounds like the same thing, euphemised.
And here I thought that your 's' key had broken and you were forced to use the dollar sign instead...
It looks like a few people in the thread are suffering from that same fault.
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