It looks like they got a little gTLD-happy. I counted 102 applications alone, including GOOGLE, CLOUD, HOME, MOVIE, MUSIC, DEV, PROD, and YOUTUBE.

Geez, it's like something out of Doctor Who.... ... ...Oh wait. Cool!!! How long before we have actual Cybermen fighting our wars, stomping around yelling "DELETE, DELETE!"?

My Grandma suggests the opposite. She has drank coffee just about every day of her adult life. She is in her eighties and has Alzheimer's. So the headline is not necessarily true.

The last time I checked, Opera was free...

Yea, but since when is that news?

Yea, but I'd actually be worried if IE10 was actually used by anyone. Not much chance of that.

Otherwise known as the Lex Luthor effect.

...why don't you take a seat?

(Sorry, I couldn't resist!)

Is Slashdot going to register .slash? That would be confusing...."Slash-Dot-Dot-Slash". But repeat it three times, and we'd get a lot more users signing up.

Or even worse: slashdot.dotslashdotdot.dotdotdot.dotslashdotdot.slashslashdot That URL would just be a cry for help.

...I don't know how to live, but I've got a lot of toys!

Actually, I would say teenagers would do the absolute minimum to exist, but use the absolute maximum. These microbes are kind of the anti-teenagers of the biosphere.

Because when I am heavily multi-tasking and am concentrating intensely, it would really help to get some unexpected interface changes and "helpful" suggestion pop-ups.

Clippy: I see that you are trying to work. Would you like me to interrupt everything and change your workspace?

*squints eyes* Can't tell if joking or "whoosh"....

Actually I disagree that the first item in your list should be classified in Y. The ability to walk should never be considered a "privilege". Otherwise, the next thing we know, there will be people out to confiscate our limbs for not having a walking license registered with the state or federal authorities. Hm...reminds me of a Monty Python sketch....

Let me shed some light on this guy. Regardless of what you think of his politics on a national level, he is a terrible senator for KY. He goes on these crazy crusades without spending any time on....oh....I don't know....his electorate? We have been having some financial problems in the state lately, but instead of addressing those and helping his fellow Kentuckians, he is out campaigning for his daddy. Anyway, if you guys love him so much (talking to you, Texas and California), you can have him. We don't need another Tea Bagger who supports Sarah Palin's "ideals".

Also, for you tin foil hatters, he was a member of the same college secret society as George W. Bush and Kenneth Star. Apparently they were all good buddies back in Texas. He's a Texan all the way through, and carpet-bagged here to be a U.S. Senator.

Remove the TSA? Um, thanks Mr. Paul, but what about our state debt???