if they brought back the McRib. can anyone tell me why it was discontinued? it was a popular item. Seriously, since they've cancelled it my life feels like I'm just going through motions, nothing makes me really happy and nothing makes me really sad.

then only outlaws will paint balls.

i used to write TSRs (terminate and stay resident) to do all sorts of obnoxious shite like flash the screen and display a text box staying "WHITE POWER" at the most inopportune time.

the whole species went extinct when they were all asked, simultaneously, "what exit?"

i think that perhaps news that the composer was on his deathbed was leaked and this guy put his wiki entry in. then the composer decided to check the interweb before checking out and realized he had final words to utter. and now he's a decomposer.

now christopher reeve will never walk =(

(Nerds)while The Jocks Work Out (Nerds) With The Football Team (Nerds) we're Trying To Score With The Girl Of Our Dream you Know We Ain't Good Looking But Here's A Surprise: nerds Are Great Lovers In Disguise so Go Ahead, Put Us Down one Of These Days We Will Turn It Around won't Be Long, Mark My Words time Has Come For Revenge Of The Nerds!

and use it to figure out how to manufacture a pork samich without a bone in it. i will be rich.

.... that it just might work

tramiel's commodore was an effective company. the downfall for commodore came when tramiel was ousted after a tumultuous board meeting. to this day, no one knows what was said during that meeting. it's commonly believed that he proposed his sons take formal leadership positions at commodore. and it makes sense because this is what he did at atari. unfortunately, except for leonard, all his sons were boobs. it's regrettable that jack tramiel will not be writing an autobiography or sharing even with his sons why it all went down like that.

if you tweet from the bathroom are you really tooting?

was stroker: http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/reviews/view.php%3Fid%3D142

solution if they got a field full of black slaves to do it, since that country was built on the backs of slave labor anyway, why stop now??

are freaked out by amigans. "THOSE PEOPLE are craaaaaaaazy"

the atari lynx was somewhere between an atari 800xl and an amiga. stereo sound, 4096 colors. you could flip the atari lynx's display around 180 degrees to accommodate lefties. it had networking built in so you could link up with your pals. the downside was that none of your pals HAD an atari lynx. while you were playing chips challenge or california games in full color with great sound they were playing tetris on a monochrome gameboy. was there a company more incompetent than tramiel's atari corporation?