That's a surprisingly sound business plan. /weeps

I'm going to start a business selling licenses to things that I don't own. It will be a covenant from me that if I do ever become the owner of said property, I won't sue you for not paying me. It's important to be BabyDuckHat compliant.

they don't have the time

Seriously, could you read a bill with a schedule like this?

- How The Average Congressperson Spends Their Time -

Voting on legislation - 2.1%
Talking with constituents - 2.4%
Travel - 8.0%
Meeting with lobbyists - 12.5%
Trying to get reelected - 18%
Vacations / Holidays - 24.7%
Seducing male pages - 32.3%

Yeah, sorry about that. Actually, all money goes to the music industry. It's in the constitution.

Which is evidence that, when it come to the mind, we're still just cavemen bashing things with rocks.

What's needed instead is security and streaming, the development of nano-technology and the demonstration of technology such as cloud computing, which could provide a cheaper way to reduce health care costs.

Yep, seems to work.

Actually, Michael Jackson sightings are the new thing.

Somebody get that guy that has a face like an old catchers mit.

Well, that certainly is a lot of words.

Actually, you may not be far off. It's a common tactic to propose a bill that actually asks for far more than you want. That gives the opposition the chance to gut it or to come together for a sunshine-time compromise, while still allowing what you really wanted to get passed.

EvilPerson1: How can I make it legal to beat people with boards?
EvilPerson1: "I propose we give law-enforcement the authority to pull off peoples ears with with pilers and beat them with boards with nails in them."
EvilPerson2: "Objection! That's just barbaric!"
EvilPerson1: "Fine, let's compromise: They can't do the pliers thing, but they can still hit them with boards."
EvilPerson2: "Getting there, but I'm still not comfortable with the nails."
EvilPerson1: "You wimp. Fine, no nails." Sucker.
EvilPerson2: "That's better."

Lying isn't immoral if it's done in the course of business or litigation.

/leaves to wash self with lye and a wire brush

So, you're saying there's a chance.

Yes, I live in Utah.
Yes, I am Mormon.
Yes, I really dislike Orin Hatch.

There's a business method patent called: Proofreading Using a Computer.