Comment Re:Creationism (Score 1) 217
I know you are just riffing here, but there is a fundamental aspect to the concept of a day that you are missing. Coincidentally, some of the information in this post serves as a kind of shibboleth for certain types of Catholics and Jews - similar to the way the history of the Constitution of Medina can be used to identify radical Muslims from the true Brothers.
A 'day' is a period composed of both darkness and light. Light was not before the word. That does not mean that there was only literal darkness before the delineation, only that there was sameness that was broken by the delineation of light and dark. In this scenario, 'Let there be light' can actually be an invocation to create what we know as darkness - but is more typically interpreted to mean that the Word/bang/noise was accompanied by a great flooding energy of light that finally subsided such that light and darkness could be gathered as neither totally dominated the others. Pop Christians rarely make this distinction.
Traditionalist usually claim that God set a system in motion which began with the delineation between two things - and in this delineation we locate the manifest separation between God and those in his image - the power to name with totality, thereby both dividing and to binding across the physical, spiritual, and temporal realms.
So with this in mind, restating the creation story goes something like this. Everything wholly within our universe was still, though there were dormant planetary masses in the stillness such that there was no point in dividing the thought of one thing from the thought of another. Then there was a noise so catastrophic that the physical nature of the universe was immediately and irrevocably altered.
The most immediate result of this noise/bang/whatever is that the uniform stillness of the universe was first flooded with light, then divided into relative periodicities flowing outward from the creation event/word/noise/bang.
We don't actually see anything resembling an earth length day until Day 4 when the earth assumes regular orbit around the sun and the moon is placed (many say as a form of clock for the beasts of the earth). Then it goes Day5 Sea Life, Day6 Land Life.
So the only actual Days that you have a problem with are days 5 & 6 - after the earth stabilized on Day 4. Everything prior to that is being measured relative to Primum Movens, which had thus far in the narrative measurably expressed itself only as a binding and dividing force of which light and darkness (aka stable periodicity) formed the primary division of consequence.
Literally, the base unit of measure pre-Day4 is the unit of measure that Christians and Jews believe allowed all other things to come to pass - the separation of light and dark. It has nothing to do with orbital periods as there is an explicit statement that the body around which the earth orbits was acquired later along with our beloved satellite.