There's a "laser dentistry" place down the road from me. I considered it because it sounds awesome.

It's a matter of teamwork. When you work together it can be brilliant, but it's planned stuff, not spontaneous play.

For example, I managed to pull off jumping off one player onto another player who themselves had jumped off another player to let me reach a high altitude secret without a helicopter helmet dealie.

Why jump through hoops when I can download a cracked version in minutes? It's often easier to pirate something than acquire it through legitimate methods which is a large part of the problem.

Jailbreak, patch the file that stops cracked apps from running, install cracked app.

Losses, my ass. The people who download cracked apps are either like me (I buy the app if it meets my expectation and delete it if it doesn't - 90% of my app purchases have been based off trying a cracked copy, and I regret the other 10%) or they never intended to buy it in the first place. You can't call it a loss if it was never going to be a gain.

That was not a reboot. That was a butchering.

Exactly! They're silent, you never notice them until you pick up on the fact that there's blood everywhere. It's almost like... oh my god...

There are NINJAS IN OUR COMPUTERS!

No matter what I do I always manage to end up cutting myself when I work in a computer. It's really quite disconcerting.

Yeah, but it couldn't happen to them, because the more deserving companies aren't responsible for this. :P

One of my own sites came up as "tinywiddlebums". I think I'll use a URL shortener that won't get me arrested.

That fuckwit Michael Atkinson has made it very clear that as long as he holds office he will not allow such a sane thing to come to pass.

A bit like the Microsoft Courier? Though that's a tablet. I'd like one if they work well though, they look really nifty. :P

Months, yes. While other e-book readers have been out for years.

Or if you're watching with rifftrax.

Insightful my ass. I type almost as fast with my iPhone as I do with my keyboard. Feedback is available both visually (letter pops up to show which button you pressed) and audibly (click sounds). The odd slip of the finger is generally fixed by the iPhone's autocorrect too.

The only people who continually raise the issue with this are people who haven't used the product, or have and are easily frustrated. Or they're too old to learn a slightly new trick. Even my dad can type quickly with an iPhone when he uses one, and says it's much better and easier than typing on the blackberry storm which also provides the physical feedback, but then again, the storm (first version at least) is an embarrassment of a phone.

Maybe they should spend more time trying to find security flaws in their own products. :P