Then I took a statistics class. Now I don't.

The force of sarcasm is strong with this one.

how to turn the "meat" from pieces of jelly into something acceptably structured: an old-fashioned muscle

How hard can it be? The fast-food industry figured out how to do the reverse decades ago.

Wait, what's Backspace got to do with it?

By the coordinated and strategic placement of electric toothbrushes in a number of key airports around the United States?

(Coming up next on 24.)

1. Tell people about a crime you committed.
2. Get caught.

Glad that still works.

So I put a moon in orbit around your moon, so you can do a lunar expedition while you're on a lunar expedition.

What would be the point? If you want to block ads but not all of them, just disable their filter and use your own.

Does this mean that if they ask you, you refuse and they then decline your application for any alleged other reason, you have grounds for a lawsuit? Otherwise this is pretty toothless.

Since they're so proud of their guns. And since guns are mainly intended to secure by deterrence, publicly advertising their presence makes a home that much safer from intruders.

Allow assault rifles to be sold over the counter, but lock up everyone who so much as thinks of drawing one on paper. Your rights to own lethal weapons trumps the right of children not to be shot in the head, but the notebook doodles of frigging sixteen-year-olds are grounds for arrest.

Fuck the NRA.

111, unless the customers from previous years have already bailed.

You can't have it both ways. If we're a cancer, we're incapable of good or evil.

If that planet were inhabited by a technological civilization, we should have been detecting their twelve-year-old radio transmissions, faint as they might be.

If you have an enterprise mail server, your users are employees and bound by company rules. If your security policy forbids employees allowing third parties to access their accounts, then this is already covered. Just tell your IT security folks to have a friendly chat with anyone you catch doing it.

(And if it doesn't, then it is really more of an insecurity policy, isn't it?)