It seems to me that fuel cost is a significant percent of the overall cost per year. However as others have mentioned if you can afford the half million for the plane, saving money on fuel isn’t likely your motivation. Plus I imagine this $20 for 200 miles figure doesn’t factor in battery replacement costs etc.
1. Smash a large asteroid into Mars (mostly just for the hell of it). I've read lots of articles on how to deflect them away from earth, it should be doable to find one to push into Mars. They could have something in orbit to look at the dust cloud and then drop a rover as close as possible to ground zero.
2. Expensive to be sure, but if they put about 2 or so small satalites in geo orbit around mars (simples) and a third or more in an eliptical orbit, some sort of crude intermitant localised positioning system could be realised . Maybe the low orbit one is redundant and 2 in GEO would be enough to aproimate a position, I dunno.
3. A single satalite in geo orbit could be used to light up a path using overlapping radio signals. Signals would be divided into bands, signal 1hits everthing in line of sight of the satalite, signal 2 has a tighter focus etc etc. detecting signals over time could be used to approximate position. (probably with a practical accuracy of somewhere on MARS)
4. Harry potter can just transport stuff from Mars back to a vacuum chamber here on Earth.
Can't imagine how you got away with all that other stuff though, or why you would have them in your carry on...but that's your own business I guess.
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