>People said the Wii was cool and had staying power too.
>Yet where you find it now is mainly in attics and basements.

Sounds like someone didn't have Big Buck Hunter and the shotgun controller!

Streaming in 480p because you only have like 10Gbps down.

If they hadn't scrapped DVR functionality (after selling me a tuner with the promise that it was in the works) and if they had a Golf Channel or a Playstation Vue app, it would be perfect (for me). Right now, it just falls short of everything else out there.

You can't find one for sale on microsoftstore.com!

Hopefully someone will port GWX Control Panel to linux before that happens!

Did they forget about ugly people, or do they plan on restricting their access to their service?

They never claimed they were going to add coffee maker functionality in a future update. That is the difference here.

The xbox one *does* do that, but I have never seen a game that wasn't horribly unplayable until it was fully installed. And most games have a huge (mandatory) day-1 update, so owning the physical copy doesn't help much either.

I read that in Stephanie Tanner's voice.

Wait, that's a legitimate question.

Why not both. And at any given time, the user will have no idea if it falls into case 1 or case 2.

At what point does the FBI get involved? That's got to be dozens of dollars in damage right there!

The shoes of the future will not be manufactured in Asia or at sea. They will be manufactured in Germany, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual manufacturing process will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots.

You never watched Xena: Warrior Princess?

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

I'd use these to keep an eye on time stealing employees (or rather make them use these to make it easier for me to monitor their time theft).