Are you referring to these items in translation or in the original Klingon?

My name is Lex Luthor and I have started a hedge fund.
It's a $M to get in and you commit to 2 years.
Any takers?

Unless you dehydrate and die...

Watch the movie "Office Space".

My diatribe is a bit too long for this blog so I posted here: http://www.rhmarlowe.com/Homeschooling.htm

Right on bro! Tell it!

Exactly. Though even if you didn't patent, wouldn't the dated material show prior art and prevent others from patenting.

Sometimes it's a good idea to file a preliminary patent. It's less expensive and documents when you had the idea. It also might keep someone else from patenting your idea down the road and sending you a cease and desist letter.

They should burn offenders at the stake! Or at the very least, bring back the ducking chair. Slashdot physicists: What makes witches float anyway?

I used to get a kick out of just flushing an explosive device down a toilet. The crap flies out in a pattern determined by this mathematical formula...um...I had it just a moment ago.

If one watches children work their video games and examines the effects of clandestine and conventional pharmaceuticals on individuals and society, one can see that we're driving our own evolution now and in some odd directions. Our medicine allows challenged individuals the opportunity to reproduce that they would never have had. ...and just wait until genetic experimentation has chimeras walking the streets. Will they be sexy? Maybe so.

The author of the paper is a math nerd who can actually write and communicate ideas; that's an oddity in itself.

Ho hum... Why did this nerd waste his time researching a matter that's obvious to everyone here. They had us run all this stuff down in the first 6 weeks of CS 101. I guess he thinks we're stupid! Harumph!

Why can't people just keep their clothes on all the time? After all, that's why the good lord put us in clothes anyway. Froth, rant, etc.

I'm conflicted... How can I hope that IBM dries up & dies and succeeds at this simultaneously. If they succeed, even I might be able to get an IT job and on the other hand what a bunch of greedy corporate mofos.