Journal Journal: Duke Nukem 4ever 2
"One whom crosses Duke Nukem is comparable to one whom is dead."
~ Oscar Wilde on Duke Nukem
"Come get some!"
~ Duke Nukem on opening a new McDonald's restaurant
"If that don't teach you a lesson, might show you his Smith and Wesson"
~ Foreigner (Headknocker)
According to the uncyclopedia, Duke Nukem was 2nd on the Rolling Stones "500 Baddest Motherfuckers of all time" following Chuck Norris.