Try giving her Ambien. It has been very successful with vegetative-state stroke victims (I know she's not vegetative). It's pretty amazing how well it works.

My point was that dolphins can drown.

Except that dolphins need to surface to breathe.

Agreed - way too slow. I worked picking raspberries and boysenberries a few years ago, and if I'd taken 9 seconds per berry I'd have been fired within hours. I'd have been averaging about 50 berries per minute. I'm not sure how many cars per library of congress that is...

I could do it once I've conquered the world...

The games weren't easy... From what I remember most of them involved torturous pseudodeath if you lost...

Fear? Why? You don't want to play games for the rest of your life?

Um, no. Size is a factor, but it's not the only factor by any means, nor even the main one. Sun exposure, proximity to the trunk/main stem, number of other fruit on the same plant, and water available also have major effects on the the amount of sugar in each individual fruit.

*Right-wing hat* Yes! And society should also not waste any money on people with incurable/terminal illnesses, or people with physical or mental impairments. */Right-wing hat*

Citation needed.

Why is this modded Funny instead of Informative?

Mod parent up, +Insightful!

I seem to remember something about his deck running at 64 terahertz...

America's Army made you 'train' with some weapons before you could play. This included things like pulling the firing handle and clearing jams. Basically it was a pain in the ass. I am all for realism in games - one of the reasons I don't play MMOs like WoW is because the combat and movement/collision are so unrealistic - but things like simulating the annoying parts of firearm use just aren't fun.

Sounds like the Posleen. What you needed were engineers and ACS :P