Porchroof - Slashdot User

Comment Gimme a sec to get back off the floor... (Score 1) 434

by Porchroof on Wednesday November 25, 2009 @02:51PM (#30228926) Attached to: Australian Govt. Proposes Internet "Panic Button" For Kids

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How about a button for when my ass begins to itch?

Comment Foggy idea? (Score 2) 304

by Porchroof on Sunday October 11, 2009 @08:22AM (#29710393) Attached to: Server Failure Destroys Sidekick Users' Backup Data

Cloud computing?

That ain't no cloud. That's the fog obscuring the view of sanity.

IT has been trying this crap ever since the emergence of personal computers.

Comment Border fence? (Score 1) 265

by Porchroof on Saturday September 19, 2009 @02:56PM (#29477855) Attached to: California Publishes Television Efficiency Standards For 2011

While the federal is pretending to construct fences along our border with Mexico, do you think it's possible to have fences erected along the California border too?

Comment Re:If the link worked... (Score 1) 174

by Porchroof on Friday September 04, 2009 @07:14AM (#29309345) Attached to: AMC Releasing a New "The Prisoner" In November

Install Windows.

Comment Too large (Score 1) 119

by Porchroof on Tuesday September 01, 2009 @07:38AM (#29272019) Attached to: Swarms of Solar Powered Microbots On the Way

It's too large to be a microrobot.

Comment Scrum? (Score 1) 434

by Porchroof on Saturday August 29, 2009 @07:47AM (#29241521) Attached to: Highly-Paid Developers As ScrumMasters?

Maybe I could understand the question if you told me what "scrum" means.

Comment Then use Windows, dammit. (Score 1) 211

by Porchroof on Sunday August 02, 2009 @07:50AM (#28915645) Attached to: Cheap, Cross-Platform Electronic Circuit Simulation Software?

If the best software only runs under Windows, then, dammit, buy it and run it under Windows.

You don't buy a car and expect to fly it to Denver, do you? No, stupid, you buy an airplane to do that.

Comment Russia's ocean? (Score 1) 373

by Porchroof on Wednesday July 29, 2009 @08:33AM (#28864701) Attached to: Northern Sea Route Through Arctic Becomes a Reality

"...Russia's Arctic ocean"
Excuse me, dipshits. That is not Russia's ocean. It's an international ocean belonging to all.

Comment A Christian too? (Score 1) 4

by Porchroof on Tuesday July 07, 2009 @02:40PM (#28611811) Attached to: Game Show Looks To Convert Atheists

In addition to the rabbi, priest, imam, etc., they should include a Christian. That would greatly increase the chance of a conversion.

Comment Fantom? (Score 1) 137

by Porchroof on Tuesday April 21, 2009 @08:30AM (#27658473) Attached to: Bohemian Rhapsody On Old Hardware

'There are millions of computers sitting idle at home consuming fantom electricity.

Fantom? As in "Phantom of the Opera" or that old comic "The Phantom"? Nah, can't be. Not spelled the same.

But, if in fact phantom was intended by the author, just what in hell is phantom electricity?

Comment The Beast (Score 1) 200

by Porchroof on Monday April 20, 2009 @08:17AM (#27643923) Attached to: Skin-Based Display Screens From Nanotech Tattoos

Now, I guess, the Beast can make his mark interactive. (For the ignorant, refer to The Revelation of St. John the Divine.)

Comment Kicked off Internet by fiat (Score 5, Insightful) 383

by Porchroof on Wednesday March 25, 2009 @09:08AM (#27328289) Attached to: AT&T Has Begun Issuing RIAA Takedown Notices

Note that the accused is just that: the accused. Being accused of piracy is enough to get you kicked off the Internet. No trial. No jury. No judge. To AT&T and others, to be accused is to be guilty. God help us all.

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