Yo Dawg! I heard you liked security, so I put a WPA2 in your WRT so you can feel safe whenever you browse porn!

Oh yes, and I laugh every time.

And are we that much surprised that the RIAA is against a plan to destroy its own corporation and core business model? Wouldn't you have the same reaction if you were becoming suddenly irrelevant?

I thought stamps was necessary to post messages on the billboard...

Shhh... He's a Java programmer, don't tell him there are other languages out there, he's gonna screw them up.

Common typo.

I'm the bastard child of a hammer and a screwdriver, you insensitive clod.

Though the motherboard that will support 64Gb of RAM cost more than this baby here. And we're not talking about the OS to support those. In a server environment, I can see a use for faster disks when memory is maxed out.

By working with the car clock, duh...

Oh yeah, the old "that guy offered you bullshit for votes" argument, hiding the opinion that you should have voted for that other guy. "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos..."

If you think my mom or my bro (the "common" people in those kind of statistics) would spend more than 300$ on headphones, you're sorely mistaken. To those it matters, go buy some FLAC and don't bother spending your money on iTunes.

Woah man. Yesterday? That's like so loooong ago... I can't even remember what's not on the first page...

He's just happy to see you.

More registers, along others things. Which makes the compiler performs further optimizations. Some say they've seen 15% speed increase from the same source (with GCC).

Yeah, and the space occupied by the rest of the air in the laptop takes space. Is not that removable batteries take space, it's more like you have to limit yourself to a square accessible space instead of filling every corner inside the laptop. Which would take around 40%, take or less. Even more on a 17" laptop, where there is a lot of emptiness inside...