iPhone = 1G, iPhone 3G = 2G, iPhone 3GS = 3G, next iPhone = 4G, for values of G equal to Generation. Hint #G doesn't have to refer to the network. Apple products have traditionally been referred to by the generation scheme as in: "I have a 5th generation iPod," or " I have a 3rd generation MacBook."

Nah. It's called the DSi XL. I think that means dual screen with an 'i' as in an eye (a camera) and it is now extra large. Maybe they could change it to iDSXL or WiiDSXL or WiiLSX (Will Suck haha). Personally I already own two Lites, does that make it a QS Lite?

Haha, if you only knew...

Me: *double tap home*
Me: *touch girlfriend's name*
Girly: *slides to answer*
Girly: Hi honey.
Me: Hey babe, ever have a problem making a call with you're iPhone?
Girly: No never, why do you ask?
Me: Some guy on /. says he tried to make a call and "ooops".
Girly: What? Is he retarded? Both our Moms and your little sister -- a cheerleader I might add -- have never had a problem with their iPhones.
Me: I know right. They've asked us for help with every other device they've owned, but not once with the iPhone.
Girly: So true. How is the CS project going?
Me: So, so. I keep reading /. ...
Girly: I don't know why you waste your time with that site.
Me: Me either. How is grading going?
Girly: Well you know these intro to CS kids...
Me: ha, bet they could make phone calls on their iPhones?
Girly: Your cat can make a call on an iPhone.
Me: Alright I'd better get back to work. Bye babe.
Girly: Bye.
Me: *end call*

Yeah real fucking oops! I don't know where this nonsense comes from about the iPhone not being a usable phone. Newsflash: it's a great phone and so much more.

Sure, maybe it has some comedic value:
Comedian: Did you see the new iPhone from Apple?
Person: No.
Comedian: Well it does everything except make phone calls. Harhar.
Person: What?

Then everyone who as ever touched an iPhone just stares at the you (the comedian) wondering how you managed to get your shoes on the right feet.

So you are saying we should punish bullies because their "victims" may be mass murders? Usually I'd end this with some condescending yet humorous insult, but you just might go on a killing spree and I don't want the law to come down on me...oh wait...

If Windows came with wget or curl I'd probably never have started IE even to download another browser. Just sayin'.

Thank you.

Seriously, how hard can it be to translate your post to at least one other commonly used language? Slashdot has a significant international readership, and lumping them all together in a "blah blah, I speak American post" is not nice.

Goo

Where, oh where, are my mod points?

Why do you say
where where are your mod points?

I took the CHSPE too. My only gripe is that people confuse it with a GED.

I took the test back in 1999. Looks like New England is about 11 years behind.

Command-` cycles windows. That's pretty useful, I'm sure I use it daily.

Sounds like you have a Mac but don't use the Mac environment.

Where is the fun in that? I can't watch them die if we fire them out of a cannon into the sun. Even if I could point a telescope at the sun and watch them approach, it would be nonspectuaular. The execs would merely disintegrate as they approached the corona. Booooring.

If we fire them out of cannons I would much prefer a skeet shoot. Here is my idea: we find a wide open area and get about 100 music fans and arm them with shotguns, get a cannon, a few truck loads of ASCAP or BMI music CDs, a few dozen of these so-called artist and a record exec. Start off by firing CDs out of the cannon a pallet at a time while the so-called artist and execs watch. Force the so-called artist and execs to wear headphones playing their own quote-unquote music. When you get through the CDs load up an artist into the cannon...oh well you get the idea...

comment.c:1: error: âover-exaggerationâ(TM) undeclared (first use in this function)