I've just reached the conclusion it's not recommended to wank if you need to piss too, because the pressure from the kidneys blocks the sweet ejaculation feeling. So.. next time, if I decide to please myself, I will go to piss first and only then I'll start browsing porn pics.

I recommend everyone to do the same.
(yes, I've just wanked)

I masturbated so hard on this lady that my ejaculation stream reached my chest!
Luckily I knew this might happen so I removed my shirt before I started masturbating, so all I had to do is clean my chest with some toilet paper. Previously I did wet my shirt and it can be embarassing.

Lately it's harder and harder for me to cum.. for some reason the old fantasizing method of viewing porn pics and vids doesn't arouse me enough anymore. So what am I gonna do? Please advise.

So, there's that bitch in LiveJournal who does realistic computer graphics - 3d models of people and places and stuff. She uses one of her CG creations as her user picture.. and I always thought it's really her, until she posted another journal with her real pic.. and she's a so fat.

And it's silly. I always assumed she's an attractive person and it's hard for me to cancel it. I'm still attracted to her CG self.

Somebody help me!

I was bored so I wrote some pointless comments about how SCSI should die. I wasn't exactly trolling, because it does express my opinions - I don't like SCSI much.
The result: 20 replies (6 direct), 3 lost karma points (yes, my karma is "bad" now) (updated) two new foes and one new fan! (He was my freak at first but after that he decided to become my fan because he felt sorry for me. ;)

I went to the toilet but couldn't produce anything because I didn't want the boss' cute sister to hear the splashings..

I guess I'll have to wait for her to leave - I'll probably masturbate on her too.

It's very useful to masturbate at work. Like if you're a bit sleepy. It helps to wake you up. And guess what? I just did that!

Here's some more information about my body.
Besides of the problem mentioned in my previous journal entry, I began to develop red blotches between my legs, and I rub them so they itch even more and produce liquids and stuff.
And while it's fun to take off my pants and see the liquids, they produce a bad smell too, so I decided I should get rid of that problem. I applied some anti-mycotic cream on that area. I hope that helps.

(Do you enjoy reading about my body? I can write more about it if you like)

It hurts so much..
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I have modpoints.
Where is this world going to, where a nasty guy like me gets power like this?
Too bad the only person who ever liked me isn't writing anymore.

Gloria Foster, the Oracle from the Matrix (I and II) looked so cute. I liked the freckels on her bosom, and if she was still alive I'd have gladly fucked her.

I just hope the next Oracle (if any) will live longer. You know it's hard to fantasize on dead people.

Apparantly I become stinky if I sit too long on the computer. You should smell my hand - it picks up such a strange scent..

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Have you noticed there aren't many girls doing stand-up comedies?

It's all society's fault and it must be fixed. I want to see more girls doing stand-up comedies, because I like women much more than men.

So, I want to go see a girl doing a stand-up comedy, and after that I want to fuck her!