The last time I tried squeezing more bandwith out of fiber, I was constipated for weeks!

Try the veal!

I figure

(many telephone manufacturers) X (many handsets) X (many UI skins) X (android versions) X (many cellular providers) X (cellular providers many requirements and restrictions)

is a much, much bigger number.

And maybe you'll have to develop a version for standard app store and then a version for all the upcoming ones like the rumored Verizon app store.

> I now have a HTC Desire and the difference between these products can't be described by words alone.

How about sound effects? Interpretive dance? Matchstick diorama?

There, fixed that for you.

This is reminiscent of the Wii strategy, where Nintendo produces uncompetitive hardware at great margins and relies instead in mass appeal, brand power and gizmo features to unexpectedly great results. No real news here.

You forgot the part where they make some of the greatest video games in the world. But don't let that fact get in the way of your argument.

A missing detail is a "huge fail"? Uh oh, someone's lost their sense of scale meter!