"provide consumers with information on the minimum data speeds for their 4G networks"

The minimum is 0kbps.

Mr Blackitt: Look at them, bloody Catholics. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.

Comes via Joe Mande's twitter feed:

DING DONG DING DONG! THE BRITISH ARE COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS! SHOOT YOUR GUNS! DING DONG DING DONG!

Here's where I try to get by the lameness filter so I can post the actual tweet in the format it was written.

No, it's so you can be like my wife and not go to sites by typing URLs directly into the URL box, but by visiting the Google homepage and type them in there.

I hope they call every VP and above at home 3-4 times a day to try to collect.

Is that Eastern, Central, Mountain, or Pacific? Standard time? I need to know if I have time for a nice dinner, or if I should just order in.

I work from home sometimes with a wife and four kids. I'd take a pay cut to be forced to go into the office.

Is it possible to speak Chinese in pig Latin?

I'm rather surprised they didn't buy Comcast.

That'd be silly, considering AT&T Created the Comcast we know today by selling them AT&T Broadband in 2001. What kind of business would buy back a business they'd already spun off...

oh.

As one of the nation's largest union employers, this bodes well for those who support unions.

This also bodes well for those in the seciton of the Venn diagram who both hate unions and think that AT&T sucks. They have a brand new outlet to scream about how lazy union workers are responsible for AT&T's sucky network and poor customer service and are going to ruin the T Mobile experience.

Despite all the problems, there was too much guaranteed money to be made to not get this project finished. This movie could stink like an ostrich fart and still make a billion dollars in merchandise alone.

Charge them for how much data they use, not for how they use it.

So...tiered data plans? I thought we were against tiered plans. In any case, tetherers are most likely being caught by excessive usage, so isn't the tethering surcharge just a different way of charging people for using more data? If you tether and don't use more data than a regular iPhone user, you're probably not likely to be caught.

Charge them for how much data they use, not for how they use it.

So...tiered data? I thought we were against tiered data plans?

I'll even post the information I used to sign up for this Slashdot ID publicly; I have nothing to fear:

Mr. Ivan A Humpabunch
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington D.C., DC 20500
202-456-1414
screwyou@mailinator.com

The rest of you anonymous cowards should be ashamed of yourself.

Daily Kos is in talks to be purchased by Adelphia, Crooks and Liars is being taken over by Net Zero, and TalkingPointsMemo will become a part of Earthlink.