It's not Lupus.

Mmm. You can really taste the sentience, can't you?

For all one knows, one could very well be playing against the house. Any guarantee that one or more of the other players aren't automated agents there to pull in winnings for the casino?

Well, maybe. But who wants to work at the company where a monster goes from cubicle to cubicle, scaring the employees into working overtime?

I miss college.

With the Girl from Ipanema?

Oh, joy. Now I can pressure-wash my hands.

They were having a sale on azaleas. A really great sale.

Age of Empires was fun.

I say we get an early start and begin naming our spacecraft and space stations in the fashion of Iain M. Bank's Culture. Gravitas? We don't need no stinking gravitas.

Don't worry. The only way you could make "Rat Pr0n FTW" less funny is if you punched me in the face while I was reading it.

So Soilent Green is Chinese people?

Remember, correlation is not causation. There is very likely a strong genetic basis for autism. As such, the fathers of autistic children could well have some slight autistic traits that delay their social development. These late bloomers would be marrying and then having children at a later period in their lives.

I'm not saying that the above is fact, but that if this vaccine brouhaha can teach us anything it's to draw our conclusions with care.

With a special attachment, the engine also makes julienne fries!