, I can't imagine anyone with half a brain would be willing to pay for it.
I see hundreds of people every day who have less than half a brain. At least, they act like it. The new target customer base is pretty large.
I think you might want to look into getting that implant...
Here, I will pretend like you're not a total douche, merely ignorant, and try to explain things politely:
Perhaps if you feel you are having to "endure" your significant other, you should let her know that. In those exact words. I'm sure she'll be refreshed by your honesty and see you in a completely new light, and will happily rearrange her biology for your convenience.
Are you actually in China? Because I am, and it doesn't seem like you know anything.
All you need to do is use a VPN connection, and there are many free and cheap alternatives easily available on the web. You can get to anything you want that way.... yes, even "sensitive items".
You should try to avoid posting about things that you have absolutely no knowledge of.
What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon.
