Did you not see the Onion-Span in the bottom right corner?

Yeah, sorry, I fail it.

A step forward is a step forward. Hell, you might not like it, but Hitler made our first step.

For someone who grows beards and then shaves them off again as regularly as me, this might be a problem. Good thing I don't buy Lenovo computers.

Well, whoever really said it, we can safely attribute it to Oscar Wilde.

When I first saw this, I thought Alastair Reynolds was a prophet. Then I found out it was kind of a dumb story. *Yawn*

You know you can configure your search bar to use Google in *whatever* browser you're using, right? So you don't have to go to Google's home page? I can't remember the last time I typed "www.google.com" into my url bar (before today, when I heard there was something strange in the neighborhood).

Fixed that for you. He's a *state* senator.

We can get Toyota to do that.

I'm not sure that the average driver needs to worry about three dimensions if he can't handle two well enough.

Yup. Cutting taxes makes people ignorant all right.

Pat Welsh, apparently.

..who speaks for ET?

Arguing over whether abusive governments or abusive corporations are better is kind of missing the point. I'm sure either would be more than pleased to trample over your liberties if you gave them half a chance - but you go right ahead waving that flag. ...fuckin' Judaean People's Front.

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