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Journal Journal: Freakish hacker chicks showering tennis. 23

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries. - milk me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------
  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
  • -------------------------------------------
  • note: - she loves me
  • grapes - hungry?
  • are thirsty. - thirsty?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spring - take a break
  • cops - on the beat
  • frenching. - old french people
  • -------------------------------------------
  • blow - is that real?
  • real - sounds like an onion article
  • hard, - flexible dude
  • Dracula. - bite me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • bad - who will discipline these girls?
  • unix - any Windows girls?
  • chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
  • 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
  • are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
  • hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
  • showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
  • tennis - this is what you would expect
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1180) CleverNickName (+2)
1120) CmdrTaco (+0)
1033) $$$$$exyGal (+32)
743) John Carmack (+?)
719) Bruce Perens (+5)
546) ekrout (+0)
451) FortKnox (+0)
356) hemos (+0)
292) SlashChick (+1)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Spectacular, 1000's are distorted. 8

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries. - milk me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------
  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
  • -------------------------------------------
  • note: - she loves me
  • grapes - hungry?
  • are thirsty. - thirsty?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spring - take a break
  • cops - on the beat
  • frenching. - old french people
  • -------------------------------------------
  • blow - is that real?
  • real - sounds like an onion article
  • hard, - flexible dude
  • Dracula. - bite me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • bad - who will discipline these girls?
  • unix - any Windows girls?
  • chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
  • 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
  • are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1178) CleverNickName (+6)
1120) CmdrTaco (+5)
1001) $$$$$exyGal (+65)
714) Bruce Perens (+1)
546) ekrout (+0)
451) FortKnox (+4)
356) hemos (+0)
291) SlashChick (+7)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Bad unix chair. 9

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

  • bad - who will discipline these girls?
  • unix - any Windows girls?
  • chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries. - milk me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------
  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
  • -------------------------------------------
  • note: - she loves me
  • grapes - hungry?
  • are thirsty. - thirsty?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spring - take a break
  • cops - on the beat
  • frenching. - old french people
  • -------------------------------------------
  • blow - is that real?
  • real - sounds like an onion article
  • hard, - flexible dude
  • Dracula. - bite me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • bad - who will discipline these girls?
  • unix - any Windows girls?
  • chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1172) CleverNickName (+13)
1115) CmdrTaco (+9)
936) $$$$$exyGal (+59)
713) Bruce Perens (+2)
546) ekrout (+0)
447) FortKnox (+6)
356) hemos (+2)
284) SlashChick (+25)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Blow real hard, Dracula. 14

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries. - milk me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------
  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
  • -------------------------------------------
  • note: - she loves me
  • grapes - hungry?
  • are thirsty. - thirsty?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spring - take a break
  • cops - on the beat
  • frenching. - old french people
  • -------------------------------------------
  • blow - is that real?
  • real - sounds like an onion article
  • hard, - flexible dude
  • Dracula. - bite me
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1159) CleverNickName (+33)
1106) CmdrTaco (+3)
877) $$$$$exyGal (+83)
711) Bruce Perens (+2)
546) ekrout (+?)
441) FortKnox (+5)
354) hemos (+0)
259) SlashChick (+1)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Spring cops frenching. 8

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries. - milk me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------
  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
  • -------------------------------------------
  • note: - she loves me
  • grapes - hungry?
  • are thirsty. - thirsty?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spring - take a break
  • cops - on the beat
  • frenching. - old french people
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1126) CleverNickName (+9)
1103) CmdrTaco (+8)
795) $$$$$exyGal (+105)
709) Bruce Perens (+2)
436) FortKnox (+2)
354) hemos (+3)
258) SlashChick (+0)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Note: grapes are thirsty. 9

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries. - milk me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------
  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
  • -------------------------------------------
  • note: - she loves me
  • grapes - hungry?
  • are thirsty. - thirsty?
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1117) CleverNickName (+27)
1095) CmdrTaco (+36)
707) Bruce Perens (+3)
690) $$$$$exyGal (+110)
434) FortKnox (+2)
351) hemos (+4)
258) SlashChick (+0)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Launder pants in Brazil. 15

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries - milk me
  • are sung. - hi lee
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------
  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1090) CleverNickName (+5)
1059) CmdrTaco (+3)
704) Bruce Perens (+4)
580) $$$$$exyGal (+78)
432) FortKnox (+0)
347) hemos (+0)
258) SlashChick (+1)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Cold oiled and close up. 6

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries - milk me
  • are sung. - hi lee
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1085) CleverNickName (+14)
1056) CmdrTaco (+3)
700) Bruce Perens (+2)
502) $$$$$exyGal (+102)
432) FortKnox (+0)
347) hemos (+3)
257) SlashChick (+2)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Painted vegetarian cartoon mammaries are sung. 11

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries - milk me
  • are sung. - hi lee
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1071) CleverNickName (+6)
1053) CmdrTaco (+3)
698) Bruce Perens (+?)
432) FortKnox (+1)
400) $$$$$exyGal (+37)
344) hemos (+1)
255) SlashChick (+0)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Tie up invisible clothes? 11

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1065) CleverNickName
1050) CmdrTaco
431) FortKnox
363) $$$$$exyGal
343) hemos
255) SlashChick

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: German-style beef brisket recipe? 11

Anyone have one? I'm quite fond of beef brisket. And I've never had a German dish I disliked.

And, by the way, Lent is my favorite time of the year. Not because I'm Catholic, Lutheran or anything even remotely close. Presbyterian, in name only, to be exact. But the stores all go apeshit marking down the various fish products to appease the pious.

That means for those who have a disgusting lust for tinned fish, like kipper snacks, and sardines, these things are on sale. I now own more tinned fish at this moment, than at any other point in my adult life.

User Journal

Journal Journal: goatse name use is blocked. 5

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------

I'll add some more every few days or so. If there are any comments, you should read them. I might sneak a good link in there every now and then ;-).

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1061) CleverNickName
1050) CmdrTaco
430) FortKnox
346) $$$$$exyGal
343) hemos
255) SlashChick

Here's the script I use that counts my fans (some of the spacing is lost, but you should be able to figure it out ;-)):

#!/bin/sh
#@(#)
#@(#) fans.sh -- Counts a Slashdot user's fans.
#@(#)
#@(#) Usage:
#@(#) fans.sh <slashdot_username>
#@(#) Example:
#@(#) fans.sh '$$$$$exyGal'
#@(#)

if [ "$1" = "" ]; then
set -- \
'$$$$$exyGal' \
'CleverNickName' \
'CmdrTaco' \
'hemos' \
'SlashChick'
fi

for user in "$@"; do

numfans=`wget --quiet -O- "http://slashdot.org/~${user}/fans" \
| grep 'HREF="//slashdot.*fans' \
| wc -l \
| sed -e 's/ *//'`
echo "${numfans}) ${user}"

done | sort -rn

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Portman elbows alone. 7

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------

I'll add some more every few days or so. If there are any comments, you should read them. I might sneak a good link in there every now and then ;-).

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Huge tastefully explicit nipples at Mcdonalds. 11

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------

I'll add some more every few days or so. If there are any comments, you should read them. I might sneak a good link in there every now and then ;-).

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Dressup desperate smiles. 8

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------

I'll add some more every few days or so. If there are any comments, you should read them. I might sneak a good link in there every now and then ;-).

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

--gal

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