ALL the best climatology work is published in the Financial Post. Their peer review is expensive, but totally worth it. Also, clean pussy.

Qi is the most useful word to know in scrabble. It lets you get rid of the Q's. So you are saying that the Illuminati, Qi Gong, and Scrabble are somehow intertwined into a vast conspiracy? Andrea Merkel is using letters printed on tiny pieces of plastic to enslave me?

Well, if you listened to some Englishmen, our first President was a terrorist.

Seems like Guy Fawkes was just trying to put a little god into government. And you'd think so too if you loved Baby Jeesus.

That's awesome. You should be writing documentaries like this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120591/

Well then congratulations and let me say that the name Milkymist sounds a little like you skeeted all over the fucking place.

In my opinion that's probably the most beautiful thing that Henry Kissinger ever said.

Not true. I was sucking on your clit last night.

All my shirts have clits on them.

Let's coordinate our exodus and go somewhere really fun.

Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
And I don't want to miss a thing

Another wonderful work of intellect in the tradition of Jonah Goldberg. Also, complete bullshit.

I wouldn't let that guy fuck my dog. Why would I listen to him?

What's not popular in some circles is the interpretation of IQ, not the constancy of the scores themselves. You see, racists are fond of their interpretations, and they're not fond of being called out for their racism.

Right on, Bruce Casswell, because FUCK THOSE KIDS!

Jesus even sparkles in the sunlight.