The idiots are fucked. Unless the codes were sold for cash, the trail will be easy to follow. Expect a large number of console/account bans, followed by arrests fairly shortly.

s/nerds/idiots and deviants/

While Linux and the open desktop have certainly come a ways since - even 5 years ago, it saddens me to say that neither are ready for the proverbial "prime time". While I can't imagine using anything but GNOME these days, I have a much larger threshold of putting up with things like unavailable codecs, incompatible drivers, and just plain software unavailability - possibly because in most such cases, I'm willing to make the effort to figure out how to make things work. We're getting there though, and the state of Everyman Linux is certainly leaps and bounds above of where it was as little as 5 years ago.

Romanes eunt domus

I think if he was a servant of the enemy, he'd look fairer and feel fouler.

Mutt Cutts?

"Melllvar" has 3 "L"'s. One would hope that you'd done enough Star Trek conventions to know how to spell "Melllvar"

Obligatory MP reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdEVWlnWc7s Gratuitous boobies ~:50s

Maybe we'll all find out that Julian Assange was Duke wearing a disguise all along.

Bird, bird, eye, bird, ankh.

The testing was done on the brainslug planet. Testers liked it so much, they decided to stay of their own free will.

There is a fork, but the cake is a lie.

I hate to nitpick, but they could've picked a better name.

He could throw a kettle over a pub though.

Mrs. Scum, you have won... the entire Norwich City Council!