it was NOT meant to be funny! Just ask anyone who is out of work.

Your subsequent unemployment will motivate you to stay on task.

Distort, mislead, lie? The buzzer is for you. Having given may press interviews I can tell you that reporters always WANT to get the story right, but never do. They just can't get deep enough into the technology to fully understand what they are writing about and there are always subtleties about the situation that are either glossed over or at the least not fully fleshed out. So I know that every news story I read is wrong, I just don't know why. In this case, I believe the NYT way more than Musk. There is no NYT master plan to extract massive readership out of this. There is however, a master plan for Musk to sell lots of cars, and this is a big problem for him. Or maybe not - any publicity is good publicity, especially when the Musk/electric car fanboys rush to call the NYT guy a liar, a tool for big oil (that's rich!), and other insults.

and you're on your way. What are you waiting for?

You should anyway. AAPL is toast.

Calling Dick Tracy! Pruneface has escaped!

The next release will fix some of the most obvious bugs.

Apple is toast without Jobs. Just a matter of time.

There will always be individual gripes about product design tradeoffs. I have many about my Mac, not the least of which is that it cuts my wrists when I type on the damn thing. But the proof is in the pudding: Apple is the most valuable company in the world by making and selling electronic crap. It has to be doing something right.

Mod parent up. This is EXACTLY Jobs' MO. All Jobs cared about was providing a positive user experience for the technology-ignorant masses. He fought tirelessly against engineers who worked hard inventing features to throw into products and thus were their champions, whether they added to the user experience or not. Look at all the devices where the engineers have too much control over product design and features - way over engineered and complicated, not designed with the user in mind, and nowhere near the market share of your typical like Apple product. Jobs was the consummate product manager, who typically has no power, but he was also in charge.

She thought enough of your work to take you to lunch? I think you have to declare that. I've been doing version control for years and never even got a Twinkie.

Just put unique identifiers on the bot, like colored reflectors, in horizontal sequence. Then you can tell if it's another bot, or your own bot in the mirror. The real trick is to take a random object, with no unique identifiers, and classify it. beep beep - that's a bird - beep beep...

You are impatient. Given time, most of the items on the list will come to pass

to discourage Windows use. Same problem as how crappy MS Office runs on the Mac.