I'm pretty sure existing humvees upon discovering an exploding IED at close range fly through the air already.

Who doesn't love basking in a disinformation/smear campaign? Julian Assange raped my puppies! (Ssshhhh, i'm gonna leak it) Oh, fuck me. I'm biased. I just watched The Panama Deception.

You know, I really wish articles like this would lead with THE NAME OF THE APP THAT HURTS SO BADLY. "A SMS trojan" is hardly specific. I'd like to know if that thing in my pocket is gonna rape my privacy.

You put your weed in it.

I don't have an official position on pornography. I like to switch between multiple positions.

I wonder if it can cure delusions of grandeur.. Their secret? Liquid razamatazz.

Those lying sons of bitches...

I suppose we'll never see an invisibility cloak. **groan**

I propose we attempt to embarrass this man to the fullest extent... by naming his child... Bonner Gaylord. Surely a funnier name has yet to be found.

The Catholic Church has to refine and revise it's mission statement every time real science debunks it's faith-based beliefs. Let's find some ugly aliens so we can sound the death knell for organized religion so we can finally overcome this bullshit system of beliefs that harms more than it helps.

In a related story, I won't be watching Hulu anymore next year.

Anybody else think that as soon as we turn on the first time traveling machine a shit-ton of people are gonna immediately show up and ask to be taken to our leader?

Because I can snap both installation DVDs in half, I submit that I am clearly more powerful than either OS. Not even close, really.

So.... I'm hoping the Ibex can breed within the first 3 minutes. Yes?

I bet the NSA welcomes the opportunity to inspect internet data that is forced to be routed through American cables...