What, no offer to make my package larger? Useless post.

Oh, you must be one of the *angry* elves. Going from software distribution to torture is a bit of a leap, wouldn't you say?

Wow. That's kind of an important little detail that everyone seems to have ignored/overlooked.

Is it possible for misinformation to be anything *other* than not exactly true? Just curious.

or it didn't happen.

Technically speaking, is it possible to know if something is *almost* universally true?

So how do you use a mouse with a Scottish accent? Curious minds are dying to know. Sounds kinky. Then again, if the mouse is of consenting age, it's all good fun I suppose.

And this will largely go unreported. I wish I was wrong, and I'll be the first to admit I was wrong (then again, who else would be first to admit that I was wrong?) if I see any mention of this error on Good Morning America or some news broadcast. Nope, there's no money in it. Heck, what would Al Gore do without his pet money-maker?

I think a public caning is in order.

Seems fitting as each day into work I feel I'm heading 'right into the danger zone'.