May i suggest Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust" as their new theme song?

The government takes such excellent care of the roads and highways that people will be happy to donate $150/year to continue such great care (to all those reading this, none of this statement is true).

Walmart shoppers start hording O2 supplies - Walmart considers limiting each shopper to just one cart full per visit.

10 minute shows - perfect for the ADHD crowd - which is pretty much everyone under 30 these days, now if they can just talk their parents into giving them the money for it.

Wow, that is the most poorly, THIRD world written piece of shit I've read this week. Maybe you should get one of those people you're babbling about to teach you how to write in English, or at the very least SPELL. My apologies if you're mentally handicapped and this is the best you can do, but if you don't have a mental problem please sterilize yourself, because with all the trump sycophants, the world has exceeded it's quota of stupid people. Slashdot needs to remove the anonymous coward option - if you're going to voice an "opinion" then grow a pair big enough to at least use a internet avatar.

Two words you never expect to hear in the same sentence. So Chinese robot work is protected, but any overseas IP is up for grabs (and by grabs I mean profit making endeavors) - yeah, that sounds like China.

I love how people say they can't afford their own subscription to streaming services as they stop on their way home to pick up two $12 coffees and two $8 pre-made green salads and then go home and watch somebody else's Netflix account.

Could they come up with an even more clunkier name?

I designed a business card that's black ink on white stock paper. It displays my name, location, and contact information. It also has a short tag line on what I do. On the back it's a QR Code that has all the info on the front plus a few more categorization tags. It cost just a few pennies each in quantity. People scan it into their contact database and then throw it away. Vanity cards only prove you're willing to throw money away (since I could buy vanity cards and have zero skill what's so ever except how to find custom vanity cards on the web).

A Hundred WHOLE Dollars? Be still my wallet. How can Google, a bazillion dollar company afford to be so generous???

Odo was the dumbest character and/or alien in the entire Star Trek universe. With his bad self centered attitude and meager alien super power, the station would have been taken over hundreds of times. Seems like the show writers had some type Road Runner vs Coyote thing going on with Odo and Quark.

I want to know how come the US (and Russian and probably ever other major government) can tap a fiber cable miles under the ocean without either end of the fiber being able to detect it yet my ISP can't repair a broken fiber that's 8 feet under ground without days of pissing and moaning?

This is the same google that said they would roll out fiber to everywhere, then a year or so later, folded up their marketing tent and took their wallet and pie-in-the-sky ideas home? That google? I feel sorry for all the Peruvians that will get their hopes up, change their business models, and then be asked to bend over at a moments notice.

Display : 5.7 IPS TFT screen @ 720×1440

For $700 - I'll pass. They had years to develop and produce this phone and it comes out with a 1990's display resolution?

I can't imagine Stallman ever trusting (or using) a bank. So no structured saving or investment portfolio or retirement fund. Somewhere someplace there might be a mattress stuffed with non-sequentially numbered bills - but who knows. The guy is a major nutjob and by definition, not exactly your Quickbooks poster child of self managed money.