Humanity, with some farm implements and a bit of petroleum youâ(TM)ve managed to accomplish in 100-200 years what would ordinarily take a 3 mile asteroid moving at 60,000mph to do.

Donâ(TM)t sell yourself short.

Have you tried turning your plane off and on again?

The average tenure of an Amazon software developer is 1.1 years. Maybe they should spend their money on making Amazon a place that existing developers aren't so eager to leave.

Put in laymanâ(TM)s terms, the AGC can not conceivably mine enough bitcoins to cover the cheque at The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe.

And they have hard-coded into them a kill limit, so we just need to send wave after wave of our own people against them until they reach their quota and shut down.

I appreciate them being transparent about their glass.

Because next Donald Trump will sign a bill repealing the Law Of Thermodynamics and this will totally work.

Later on Doom was fully embraced by the BoFH community as an admin tool.

https://m.slashdot.org/story/7923

If you want Real currency you have to go to Brazil.

âoeThis is an outrage! I was going to destroy that currency!â

I wonder if theyâ(TM)re going to run in the same embarrasing problem as Microsoftâ(TM)s racist twitter bot, where the AI learns hiring humans so well that it advises candidates that their college graduation date makes them look too old, that their name sounds too ethnic, that their Facebook profile it scraped that shows a picture of their kids will make employers feel they canâ(TM)t commit to 60 hours/week, etc.

Quantum computing is simultaneously both possible and impossible.

I donâ(TM)t know why K&R rewrote Unix in C; it was a far more stable and secure operating system in the original JavaScript.

Letâ(TM)s be honest: who hasnâ(TM)t ever fantasized about stabbing their boss with a diamond sword?

Elon Musk: weâ(TM)ll send humans to mars in 2024.

Jeff Bezos: Hold my beer...