Agreed. And you're a person, not a duck. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, I think that Salem's Hypothesis is interesting. Here, I post it word for word here for those who might not want to click through a link.
In any Evolution vs. Creation debate, A person who claims scientific credentials and sides with Creation will most likely have an Engineering degree.
And
An education in the Engineering disciplines forms a predisposition to Creation/ID viewpoints
The first premise doesn't really apply to this debate since we're arguing "Do religious people enter careers that are not related to the church and useful to society?" We're not having a Creationism vs Evolution debate. Nor am I inviting anyone to enter such a debate.
The second point says that engineers tend to form a predisposition to intelligent design. To summarize, Those whose role in society it is to create are more likely to believe in a Creator That makes sense to me. So to summarize even further Those whose role in society is to create are more likely to be 'religious'. So let me take that as the first premise of the argument you're building for me.
Here's my second premise: "Those whose role in society is to create is useful to society"
So my conclusion: "Therefore those who are religious may occupy jobs that are useful to society"
It's obvious that you were trying to refute me somehow since I've offended your religious beliefs, but you actually strengthen my argument. Congratulations. :)