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Comment Re:Rule #1 (Score -1, Troll) 239

You're still in "Special Ed," Chris, your case inspired Martin Scorsese for the movie "Shutter Island":

FTFY — The movie was based on the book by Dennis Lehane.

On that note, "Patrick" (1978) was a better nut house movie. I've always liked the part where he throws a space heater into the bathtub with his mother and her lover. Electrifying!

Comment Re:Rule #1 (Score -1, Troll) 239

Larry is probably not into golden showers.

Don't drag your private life into the discussion, creimer.

The discussion was about Larry Eliison and Donald Trump. According to the Russians, Trump has a fondness for hookers and golden showers.

http://www.newsweek.com/trump-comey-hookers-golden-showers-622604

Comment Re:Rule #1 (Score -1, Offtopic) 239

The Santa Clara County Office of Education on Wednesday agreed to pay $2 million to settle a lawsuit filed by parents who alleged their special-needs child was abused for months by his teacher — even after classroom aides complained to the principal about the treatment. Among other things, the aides alleged that the then 11-year-old nonverbal student was enclosed in a "cell block" of bookshelves, belted onto a chair, induced to vomit, shoved and violently jerked around by his clothing, according to a letter they sent to school administrators and parents. The letter — which was included in the lawsuit — pleaded with administrators to act in the 2013 case at Bertha Taylor School.

http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/02/08/2-million-settlement-in-alleged-abuse-by-santa-clara-county-schools/

After all these decades, Special Ed haven't changed that much from when I was a student.

Comment Re:Rule #1 (Score 0, Troll) 239

"The Difference Between God And Larry Ellison*: Inside Oracle Corporation" by Mike Wilson (* "God doesn't think He's Larry Ellison.").

Was this book that had the handyman turning off the water and Larry Ellison screaming that he was in the shower with two women?

Larry is basically a smarter Trump.

Larry is probably not into golden showers.

Comment Re:Go fish... (Score -1, Troll) 149

Look at you jiggling in your overstressed office chair because you thought you found an error in someone else's grammar, askance.

Grow up, asshole.

The plural of fish is usually fish, but fishes has a few uses. In biology, for instance, fishes is used to refer to multiple species of fish. For example, if you say you saw four fish when scuba diving, that means you saw four individual fish, but if you say you saw four fishes, we might infer that you saw an undetermined number of fish of four different species.

http://grammarist.com/usage/fish-fishes/

Since the TFA refers to "50 species of fish" in the second sentence, the correct word is "fishes."

Comment Re:Is "The C Programming Language" next? (Score 1) 81

"sweet tits" is your go-to phrase to defending yourself as an AC.

I don't think "sweet tits" is defending me, but she is mocking you! Yes, "sweet tits" is a she. ;)

You should use your Slashdot scraper to confirm it!

My scraper script works on user accounts. It doesn't work for ACs.

Comment Re: Is "The C Programming Language" next? (Score 0, Offtopic) 81

You should be banned for posting affiliate links every day.

It's not against the Slashdot TOS. If you think it is, complain to management. Bitching in the comments doesn't help.

Why do the mods let this site be shills posting garbage?

Mods can only up vote or down vote a comment. They don't have the power to do anything else. Since mods consistently up vote me more often than they down vote me, my excellent karma is unaffected.

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