Comment Re:Wow, Zero Hedge is going full on truther there (Score 1) 199
No 9/11 truther conspiracies there, but an interesting history predating this incident of other boxes out there exactly like this.
Unable to afford a proper defense, competing small farms have been bought out by the company in droves.
Specifically here, the claim that Monsanto has sued and then subsequently purchased any farm.
SKINNER
Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
LISA
But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
SKINNER
No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
LISA
But aren't the snakes even worse?
SKINNER
Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
LISA
But then we're stuck with gorillas!
SKINNER
No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
Slashdotter: Timothy, we're all a little mystified by your claim that the new python film stars Graham Chapman.
Timothy: It does, yes.
Slashdotter: Who died over ten years ago?
Timothy: Uh, that's correct.
Slashdotter: Are you lying?
Timothy: No, no, it's just that he's very popular.
Slashdotter: Does he have a big part?
Timothy: He is the star of the film.
Slashdotter: And dead.
Timothy: Well, we dug him up and gave him a screen test, a mere formality in his case, and...
Slashdotter: Can he still act?
Timothy: Well...well, he still has this-this enormous, ah-ah, kinda indefinable, uh...no.
Slashdotter: Was decomposition a problem?
Timothy: We did have to put him in the fridge between takes.
Slashdotter: Ah, what sorts of things does he do in the film?
Timothy: Well, we had him lying on beds, lying on floors, falling out of cupboards, scaring the children, ahm...
Slashdotter: But surely Graham Chapman was cremated?
Timothy: Well, we had to use a standin for some of the more visible shots.
Slashdotter: Ah! Uh, another actress.
Timothy: Dead actress. But Chapman was in shot the whole time.
Slashdotter: How?
Timothy: Oh, in the ash tray, in the fire grate and vacuum cleaner...
Slashdotter: So Graham does not appear in the film?
Timothy: Not as such.
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh